I’m not a bitch, I just speak my mind. I’m not a slut, I just get every girl I want. I’m not a heartbreaker, I just get bored easily. I’m not cocky, I’m confident.
Alright, so here is my story about “mystery girl”. At the beginning of summer I was at the SRWC (Student Recreation and Wellness Center) working out helping one of my guy friends with cardio as my other guy friend was running around the track in the loft. My guy friend who I was helping started peddling the stationary bike so fast it was moving and I laughed, toughed his arm and said...
(me, one of my best guy friends, and a girl that is very flirty with me are laying on my guy friends bed. Her and I are the only sober ones)
Drunk Cop Friend: iHop Time!
Me: Seriously? You just text me that 6 times.
Drunk Cop Friend: Yup! And did you notice that I didn't capitalize the i and only the H. Do you know how hard that is to do when you're drunk?
(everyone starts laughing)
Best Guy Friend: (gets off the bed) Alright buddy, let me walk you to your apartment.
Drunk Cop Friend: iHop Time! They have $4.99 endless pancakes.
Drunk Guy Friend: You can't even stand up, how do you expect to order iHop?
Drunk Cop Friend: The wall is helping me. "I'd like $4.99 endless pancakes please!
(everyone laughs harder as me and my girl friend start cuddling on the bed. the boys get our drunk cop friend and start walking him home. her and i are about to kiss and we hear the apartment door open and lock, a few seconds later we turn and look at the bedroom door and it's our drunk cop friend)
Drunk Cop Friend: I showed them! Who's the drunk one now!
(we start laughing so hard we are almost crying)
Sexy Girl I'm Cuddling With: Did you seriously just lock them out? And out of his own apartment?
Drunk Cop Friend: Yeah! I ran up the stairs real quick then back down the other way, and they are so drunk they couldn't catch me. iHop Time!
Me: I think we may have to take him to iHop.
Sexy Girl I'm Cuddling With: I think we might. Ugh! I almost had you kissing me too! You're not going to give in are you?
Me: (laughing) Nope!
Sexy Girl I'm Cuddling With: I need to get you drunk and take advantage of you, it's going to happen.
Me: Uh huh, we'll see, but you're right, in time MAYBE.
Drunk Cop Friend: iHop Time!
(eventually I got to the door and let my 2 drunk guy friends back in the apartment and her and I left. there is never a dull moment when hanging out with my boys)
the only consistent girl in my life
Me: My profile picture cracks me up! (talking about facebook)
Her: Me and you are gonna get married and honeymoon in Italy
Me: Sounds good to me! I told you when we're 23 that I'll take you to Italy, I won't break that promise.
Me: When are we going to realize we belong together?
Her: I have to say in the last couple years, I think out of all the people who have come into my life, you are one of the people who have empacted me the most :)
Me: :) Aww. Why do you think that?
Her: I actually was gonna put it on my status but decided to make it more private. But really if you think about it, when I'm depressed you cheer me up, you talk sense into me, you help me, criticize me, and stand by me always.
Me: Honestly, you've been the only consistent girl in my life the past couple years. You drive me insane, but in the best possible way. I haven't left you yet, and that should tell you that I'm never going too.
Her: That's how I feel too, everyone else is in and out...