Me:On TV there are commercials for condoms to 'enhance' pleasure. My question: is straight sex only pleasurable with a special condom? lol
My Ex Girlfriend:lmao...no
Me:Then wtf is with the 'fire and ice' and 'his and her side lubrication' to enhance pleasure? Personally I think if you're doing it right, you wouldn't need anything to 'enhance' your pleasue.
My Ex Girlfriend:I haven't needed to use anything. Maybe some people have bad sex...who knows. Obviously thanks to *my other ex and her girlfriend* I know there is such thing as bad lesbian sex too. Some people just aren't good in bed. What can you know.
Me:I'm not bad in bed, so you have yet to experience bad sex with a female. I just think the condom commercials are funny.
My Ex Girlfriend:I know I haven't experienced it, but I'm sure it exists. Haha they are pretty funny.
I am: way to intelligent for my own good, random, funny, sweet, very generous, a hopeless romantic, a cynic, a realist, a lesbian, way to honest, extremely sensitive to touch, 60% deaf in my left ear, a gym rat, awesome, full of random useless facts, a human lie detector, very skilled at reading people, a future lawyer, loyal, passionate, lucky, jeans and t-shirt kind of girl, a good kisser, animated, athletic, a writer.
I am me. No more, no less, I don’t settle for anything except for what I meets my expectations.
Being single is trouble for me. I love women, and I am a big flirt naturally, but what tends to happen to me is I will crush on one girl and right when that girl admits she’s into me, I’m already attracted to to another girl.
Right now there are only two consistent ‘crushes’ in my life.
One, the most consistently inconsistent girl in my life - my ‘wife’, I have true feelings for and have for over a year. I love the days when her and I lose track of time and talk for hours, I love how crazy beautiful she is, I even love arguing with her.
Two, my ex girlfriend - ‘mystery girl’, I am ridiculously attracted too and our sexual chemistry is crazy. Her and I are much better not dating than when we were dating. We never fought when we were dating, never argued, none of that, but the ‘title’ of being in a relationship was a lot of pressure. We still hook up, it’s something we try to avoid at all costs, but sometimes that sexual tension gets the best of us, as it did on my 22nd birthday a few days ago. We don’t like each other more than friends, but I am attracted to her and she is honest about being attracted to me.
I want a girl that will break me from both of these two. They are amazing, but I want a girlfriend. I want to try an actual relationship. I have never cheated on anyone, I never would or will. I am to loyal for that, I want a girl like that. My ex never cheated on me, she was the first girl to not.