June 2011
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In a CUDDLE mood. Off to my ex girlfriends to enjoy DQ Blizzards, a movie, and cuddle time.
I don’t know why people call me a player. I’m not a player. I’m the fuckin game! :-P
May 2011
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georgiarosei asked: your page is awesome :)
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"Enhanced Pleasure" (texting convo)
Me: On TV there are commercials for condoms to 'enhance' pleasure. My question: is straight sex only pleasurable with a special condom? lol
My Ex Girlfriend: lmao...no
Me: Then wtf is with the 'fire and ice' and 'his and her side lubrication' to enhance pleasure? Personally I think if you're doing it right, you wouldn't need anything to 'enhance' your pleasue.
My Ex Girlfriend: I haven't needed to use anything. Maybe some people have bad sex...who knows. Obviously thanks to *my other ex and her girlfriend* I know there is such thing as bad lesbian sex too. Some people just aren't good in bed. What can you know.
Me: I'm not bad in bed, so you have yet to experience bad sex with a female. I just think the condom commercials are funny.
My Ex Girlfriend: I know I haven't experienced it, but I'm sure it exists. Haha they are pretty funny.
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I’m DTS (Down To Snuggle)
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My Favorite Workouts!
SEX! (the best workout, and come on, it’s by far the most fun)
Crunches. (gotta keep my abs tight)
Back Extensions (works my lower back and keeps it tone)
Leg Press (tight firm legs are sexy)
Calf Press (sexy calves drive me crazy on girls, so naturally, I love having them)
Running! (cardio is IMPORTANT! it’s also proven that people who are in shape, cardio wise, are better in...
women-r-art asked: hi, I'd be honored if you could do a cool submission to my blog ^^ thanx xx
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Anonymous asked: Your sexy hot dayum I think I soaked my panties
Listen
Reblog if you want (1) long, sweet message.
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"Get-ever"
Me: It's okay to admit you're in to me again. It happens.
My Ex Girlfriend: *laying on my bed* Get-ever!
Me: Get-ever? Wtf is "get-ever"
*got of us laughing*
My Ex Girlfriend: I meant to say "Get out of here" but then I thought "whatever" and it just came out as one thought.
Me: And you got get-ever?
My Ex Girlfriend: Shhh yo' mouth.
Me: Get-ever.
*She throws a pillow at me and laughs*
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I am...
I am: way to intelligent for my own good, random, funny, sweet, very generous, a hopeless romantic, a cynic, a realist, a lesbian, way to honest, extremely sensitive to touch, 60% deaf in my left ear, a gym rat, awesome, full of random useless facts, a human lie detector, very skilled at reading people, a future lawyer, loyal, passionate, lucky, jeans and t-shirt kind of girl, a good kisser,...
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It's Breakfast Sweetie
My 'Wife': Jen! Baby!
Me: lol Hello love
My 'Wife': How are you?
Me: I'm good. How are you?
My 'Wife': Ehh. At lunch.
Me: It's only 9:40 in the morning. In case you haven't heard, that's breakfast time sweetie lol.
My 'Wife': lol I know.
Reblog if you follow back. You'll gain at least...
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Tumblr Girlfriend Application.. →
1. Your Full Name: 2. Hair Color: 3. Eye Color:
4. Do you smoke: 5. Do you drink: 6. What in a relationship is most important to you: 7. Are you a romantic: 9. Do you get jealous: 10. Where would your dream vacation be: 11. Are you a virgin? if not how many times have u…
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Girls, Girls, Girls
Being single is trouble for me. I love women, and I am a big flirt naturally, but what tends to happen to me is I will crush on one girl and right when that girl admits she’s into me, I’m already attracted to to another girl.
Right now there are only two consistent ‘crushes’ in my life.
One, the most consistently inconsistent girl in my life - my ‘wife’, I...
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