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*hanging out with 8 of my friends at the pool, and 1 of them is a cop*
Guy 1: Do you have any nicknames?
Cop Boy: No.
Me: Of course he does. He's a cop. It's just the nicknames he gets aren't ones he wants to be called
Cop Boy: *laughs* That's true.
Guy 1: I wonder why people call cops pigs.
Guy 2: Because they bring home the bacon.
*everyone starts cracking up*
Due to the fact that I was called off work today at the hospital, I am going swimming with my crazy dork of a best friend and my most amazing best guy friend :) It’s suppose to be 106 degrees here today. It’s a great day to get wet ;) lol. On Saturday night I am going out with all my co-workers (my best friend included because she’s not only a co-worker and an RN, but she’s...
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Sometimes I Day Dream About Us
My 'Girlfriend': While I don't compare people to you or anything, I do often day dream about us.
Me: Oh yeah? Such as?
My 'Girlfriend': Especially after you sent those pics of you on the beach, I just wanted to walk on the beach with you holding hands in the sunset, making all the guys jealous because they can't have us, and just being able to kiss you.
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suchaladybutimdancinlikeahoe: 01. Favorite model/designer 02. Sexuality 03. Favorite color 04. Relationship status 05. Ideal mate 06. Turn-ons 07. What I look like 08. Favorite food 09. Crushes 10. Favorite music 11. Biggest fear 12. Biggest dream 13. Bad habits 14. Biggest regret 15. Best kept secrets 16. Shoe size 17. Biggest insecurities
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❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Getting a education.
Your Schedule Is Flexible
Devon: Oh yeah lol when are we gonna hang out?
Me: When do you wanna hang out?
Devon: Anytime lol
Me: Well your schedule is very flexible lol.
Devon: No. I'm just tellin you to figure out when we should hang out lol.
Me: lol I'll figure it out and let you know.
Devon: Yeah right but okay lol
Me: I will. I promise. Geez boy, I'm in demand for people. Take a number, get in line lol.
Devon: Haha no other way around lol
This is going to sound odd, but I think I accidently got myself a promotion and a raise at work. Ha! I am officially more awesome than before!
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